Everyone’s got your favourite misheard lyric. We asked NME article writers and visitors to suggest the funniest and right here’s an array of the very best starting with “We built this populous town on sausage rolls” by Jefferson Starship. Proper lyric: “We built this town on rock ‘n’ roll”.
“I remove umbilicals” Proper lyric from Hot Chocolate’s ‘You Sexy Thing’: “i really believe in miracles”
“Fly away to my sofa” Correct lyric from Red Hot Chili Peppers ‘Zephyr Song’: “Fly away on my Zephyr”
“This donkey’s attended Devon “ Right lyric from Pixies’ ‘Monkey Gone To Heaven’: “This monkey’s gone to paradise “
“Like the legend associated with the penis” Proper lyric from Daft Punk’s ‘Get Lucky’: “Like the legend for the Phoenix”
“Ohh, dyslexics on fire” Correct lyric from Kings of Leon’s ‘Sex on Fire’: “Ohh, this intercourse is on fire”
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“These ants are my buddies, they’re blowin’ within the wind” Proper lyric from Bob Dylan’s ‘Blowin’ In The Wind’: “The response my pal is blowin’ in the wind”
“I’ve got two birds to paralise” Proper lyric from Eddie Money’s ‘Two Tickets To Paradise”: “I’ve got two tickets to paradise”
“Kick a chicken along with it” Proper lyric from Will Smith’s ‘Gettin’ jiggy with it’: “Gettin’ jiggy with it”
“We don’t need no sex vacation” Correct lyric from Pink Floyd’s ‘Another Brick into the Wall, Part II’: “We don’t need no education”
“i obtained my first genuine intercourse fantasy” Proper lyric from Bryan Adams’ ‘Summer of 69’: “i acquired my first genuine six-string”
“A 12 months has passed away since I have broke my nose” Proper lyric from The Police’s ‘Message In A Bottle’: “A 12 months has passed away since I have published my note”
“It does not change lives if we’re naked or perhaps not” Proper lyric from Bon Jovi’s ‘Livin’ On A Prayer’: “It does not change lives if we allow it to be or perhaps not”
“The woman with colitis goes on” The Beatles’ ‘Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds’: “The girl with kaleidoscope eyes”
“What a surprise that is nice your rabbi dies” Proper lyric from The Eagles’ ‘Hotel California’: “What a pleasant surprise bring your alibis”
“His penis includes a boil” Proper lyric from Bjork’s ‘Venus being A Boy’: “It’s Venus as a boy”
“I think I’m in deep love with a lady whom decreases” Proper lyric from Mystery Jets’ ‘Two Doors Down’: “I think I’m in deep love with a woman two doors down”
“Scuse me personally while we kiss this guy” Proper lyric from Jimi Hendrix ‘Purple Haze’: “Scuse me while we kiss the sky”
“I’ve got heaps! ” Correct lyric from Kasabian’s ‘Fire’: “I’m on fire! ”
“Do you miss hoes? ” Correct lyric through the Maccabees’ ‘First Love’: “Do you miss home? ”
“Like a t-t-titty pole pole” Proper lyric from Django Django’s ‘Default’: “Like a d-d-default-fault”
“Everybody’s dead now” Proper words from C7C Music Factory’s ‘Gonna Make You Sweat (everyone Dance Now)’: “Everybody party now”
“I’m a skittle! I’m a beatle! ” Correct lyric from Nirvana’s ‘Smells Like Teen Spirit’: “A mosquito, my libido”
“Wanna have sex to your infant” Correct lyric from Spice Girls’ ‘2 Become 1’: “Wanna have sex to ya infant”
“Your lemonade stand is on a large plane” Correct lyric from Marilyn Manson’s ‘The Beautiful People’: it’s hard to be clean”“If you live with apes man,
“Everybody run, Barbie’s got a gun” lyric that is correct rock Temple Pilots’ ‘Creep’: “Everybody run, Bobby’s got a gun”
“Dreams of war, aspirations of lies, dreams of dragon’s fire and of cooked apple pie” Correct lyric from Metallica’s ‘Enter Sandman’: ” aspirations of war, fantasies of lies, fantasies of dragons fire, as well as items that will bite”
“Dreams of war, aspirations of lies, dreams of dragon’s fire and of baked apple pie” Correct lyric from Metallica’s ‘Enter Sandman’: ” goals of war, ambitions of lies, goals of dragons fire, And of items that will bite”
“Tummy why? Ain’t absolutely absolutely nothing but a fart hey, ain’t nothing however a meat steak” Proper lyric from Backstreet Boys’ ‘I Want It That Way’: “Ain’t absolutely nothing however a heart ache, ain’t nothing however a mistake”
“Might too face it, you’re a cock having a glove” Proper lyric from Robert Palmer’s ‘Addicted To Love’: “Might too face it, you’re addicted to love”